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Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.
Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
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A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
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