Lincolnshire is a town located in Illinois. Lincolnshire is known for its almost police state-esque number of squad cars compared to its low rate of crime. The high number of uniformed officers is due in part by the wealthy soccer moms who reside in Lincolnshire who are deathly afraid of the outside world and believe it will corrupt their children. Adlai E. Stevenson High School is located in the town and their beauvilles are spotted driving around town frequently.
To sum up Lincolnshire in one word: boring
Resident 1- "Man there is nothing to do here in Lincolnshire."
Resident 2- "The most popular and fun thing to do in Lincolnshire is leave."
Resident 1- "Yeah for such high taxes this town sucks."