3 definitions by Beatjunkie604

douché

To be used like "touché" but instead of proving a point it is when someone does something that a douche bag would do

Sean "Was he wearing a wife-beater?"

Tim "No, an Ed Hardy tee"

Sean "Ahh douché"

by Beatjunkie604 July 28, 2009

Transit Bandit

To take public transit without paying the fair.

I'm too poor to buy my monthly pass yet. I'm going to be a transit bandit until pay day.

Sarena "Did you buy a skytrain ticket?"
Robert "No. I'm going to be a transit bandit on our way downtown tonight."

by Beatjunkie604 September 23, 2008

PBJ

A partial blow job. When a girl, or guy gives you a blow job and you do not finish.

Jon - "I met this girl last night but she wasn't that good in bed"

Rob - "What do you mean?"

Jon - "She went down, but only gave me a PBJ. I didn't even get to finish."

by Beatjunkie604 June 10, 2009