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1 definition by
BeatenMeat
tallahassee tenderizer
Taking a
meat tenderizer
to
a flaccid
male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can
Tallahassee
tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the
ol'
Tallahassee Tenderizer
last night, now my dick looks like
Seth Rogen
."
by
BeatenMeat
May 8, 2016
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