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Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."
by BeatenMeat May 8, 2016
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