4 definitions by Bearzuka

Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.

Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!

by Bearzuka September 18, 2020

Survival of the fittest and humanities innate ability to fuck everything up for itself.

It looks like the the yanks are going to have a Dar-wellian new year. Everyone who hates Trump on one side, and everyone who has guns on the other!

by Bearzuka November 24, 2020

Any large item of highly flammable nylon clothing sported by certain members of society in indicative of Zepplin Airships of former times.

‘For fucks sake Aunty Mary, put out that fag I’m wearing Hindenpants!
‘Oh, the humanity’

by Bearzuka April 25, 2020

A dog nugget that has sprouted a furry mould that gives it a furry covering.

Careful matey, you nearly tripped over that furry bolster!

by Bearzuka September 20, 2020