1) Anal secretion, usually during the process of running and/or skype conversations.
2) A spontaneous bowal movement
3) Of are referring to an abnormally large foreign object in a man or monkey's eurethra.
Oh no big patu is bringing degueu again!
Sam: Hey where's big patu?
Ezekiel: He's on the loo the spasfon he took didn't work.
Sam: Damn that guys such a gangster.
Ezekiel: Ya I owe him one.