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When you go for a scratch but find yourself in full force orgasmic pleasure finger deep in your butt. This accidental occurrence can happen during any point of the day, at work, on the bus, or even when your playing with your kids. Just be careful and don't get caught, stick to one or two pokes!
Man who goes to bed goes to bed with itchy bum, will wake to the surprise of full blown orgasmic finkelstein.
by BeanDick December 8, 2018
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When you're wiping your ass, and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and you end up two knuckles deep in your bum. Often turning a regular whipe into a pleasant surprise (or not). Also can occur when a simple scratch turns into a poke, (or two). The job isn't done without a quick whiff at the end.
"what's taking so long in the loo, finkelsteining again"?
by BeanDick December 7, 2018
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