3 definitions by Batsquirrel

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019
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Someone that plays both sides of an argument but refuses to pick either.

A friend that keeps secrets from you when they see your boyfriend or girlfriend being doing you wrong because "its not their place."
I thought you were my friend until you failed to tell me jessica was sucking d in the ruby tuesday parking lot, now i can see your just a bygone.
by Batsquirrel May 15, 2019
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The act of looking over someones shoulder while they are typing a text or email and stealing the contact information.

(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)
"Hey bro is your girlfriend writing your old cellmate?"

"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."
by Batsquirrel May 14, 2019
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