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Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
by Based Fiend March 14, 2021
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Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
by Based Fiend March 18, 2021
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broker youtube scam

A scam rampant on Youtube, where a fake account will post a comment claiming they make $50,000 a month. Following said comment, a plethora of other fake comments will generate as if a conversation, discussing a "broker" on whatsapp who can miraculously make anyone rich within a month, including a whatsapp number. This is a scam to gain personal and banking details.
"I earn 47,500k monthly, with the help of broker Amanda Manda, her whatsapp number is here" - broker youtube scam.
by Based Fiend June 12, 2024
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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you're not ugly

Something unattractive men are told as a ruse to keep said men pursuing and asking women on dates. Almost sociopathic.
Person 1: Never been on a date, I keep getting called ugly and creepy-looking.
Person 2: You're not ugly!
Person 1 continues to get told he is ugly and turned down for the next 20 years.
by Based Fiend July 15, 2024
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real man

A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.
"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".
by Based Fiend July 19, 2024
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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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