1 definition by Bartholomew James Wildebeast the Third

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.
"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"
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