2 definitions by Barry Vulva

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube
My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'
by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019
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When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides
I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides
by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020
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