4 definitions by Barry McCockinnerass

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.
by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023
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Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance
"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."
by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019
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Hammering a clit with a big toe at a rapid pace.
She said "rub my clit baby" so I gave her the turbo toe
by Barry McCockinnerass December 14, 2020
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