3 definitions by Barnakey

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A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.
A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.
by Barnakey August 19, 2006
Referring to how blacksomeone is by measuring how well they fit into the black stereotype. Can also be referred to the respect but not posing of one fitting into the black stereotype.

"Where's that nigga's blackness? Look at him wearing his fancy lil tie and that ass expensive suit down here in the ghetto."
by Barnakey August 24, 2006
It's the "gay" color in Russian-speaking countries, much like purple is in America.
Russian: "that guy, he so--light blue"
American: "Light-blue? What the fuck? It's purple. Purple is the color we use here to describe gays."
by Barnakey September 03, 2006

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