3 definitions by Bandz The Lord
Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.
He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
by Bandz The Lord July 31, 2023
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Stat for shit football players.
When a player transfers to a different club, either a rival or for a high price tag, the media begins counting.
Famous examples include Jadon Sancho for Manchester United, and recently Kai Havertz for Arsenal.
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7 games
Stat for shit football players.
When a player transfers to a different club, either a rival or for a high price tag, the media begins counting.
Famous examples include Jadon Sancho for Manchester United, and recently Kai Havertz for Arsenal.
by Bandz The Lord September 26, 2023
Mykhailo Mudryk is a Ukrainan refugee who acts like a footballer.
English club Chelsea FC bought him for 100 million euros in January, with parts of the money going to Ukrainan soldiers.
He has since his debut scored a grand total of ZERO (0) goals and provided 2 assists in 17 games in all competitions for Chelsea.
English club Chelsea FC bought him for 100 million euros in January, with parts of the money going to Ukrainan soldiers.
He has since his debut scored a grand total of ZERO (0) goals and provided 2 assists in 17 games in all competitions for Chelsea.
Mudryk is absolutely useless when he’s not facing 40 year old James Milner or other fellow Ukrainian refugees.
by Bandz The Lord July 13, 2023