54 definitions by Banana Hammie

Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

Pube golem

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Chodular

Taking the shape of or having to do with a chode, chode-like

Look at that chodular man and his chodular kids, gross.

by Banana Hammie December 26, 2020

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019