54 definitions by Banana Hammie

Pulling a Dolf

When one achieves pure Dolfdom(becoming the master of your universe).

In episode twenty, He-man was totally pulling a Dolf when he murdered Skelator with an ax.

by Banana Hammie November 6, 2019

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.

Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 5, 2020

A happy little hobgoblin who lives in one's cranium. The imagination man guzzles milksteak and gummy beans.

My Mr. Imagination is acting up again! Time to take the sadness pills.

by Banana Hammie November 10, 2019

A monumentally stupid person, retard, mongoloid, dingus, dumb shit, dip shit, shit for brains, ass hat, fuck head, knuckle fart, mouth breather, etc.

Wow, that brainlit had the nerve to question you? Fuck that guy!

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019