5 definitions by Banana Barry
by Banana Barry June 14, 2021
Gareld is always watching, he is always in the background, you just never cared to look, for you were afraid of what you might find. he has been there for every major event in history and will continue to be there for every major event. he rarely intervenes and when he does, he is careful to leave no trace and a story that could be believed. for example, he killed Adolf Hitler. the only known group of people who know about Gareld are the American government. when a new member joins they go through a process called "the induction" where they are forced to come to terms with all the bad that they have done. this can often times destroy the mind of an individual as you could see with individuals such as Rudy Juliani. When someone leaves the Government they are given amnestics designed to specifically remove only memories of Gareld. Gareld is often depicted as a tall man in a trench coat with a note book and pen in hand, often writing. many theories have been made as to what Gerald is doing, and why he is watching. some of the more popular theories think that Gareld serves aliens and collects information to serve to them about human nature. others think that he is a time traveler and is recording how each event happened and to make the most accurate depiction of history possible. and others even think that he is a god that exists outside of time. one things for certain, Gareld will continue to watch, and the day that he stops, could mean the end for us all.
by Banana Barry January 4, 2021
Nightmare fuel. No wonder people in the bible shit their pants whenever one of these guys showed up.
Cherubim: Hey guys is this seat taken?
everyone: *screams and runs in the opposite direction*
Cherubim: *eats lunch alone again*
everyone: *screams and runs in the opposite direction*
Cherubim: *eats lunch alone again*
by Banana Barry January 17, 2022
by Banana Barry October 13, 2021
Someone that speaks with elegant candor.
An abbreviation for "cunning linguist".
When using Cunnilingus in a sentence it is treated like an action
An abbreviation for "cunning linguist".
When using Cunnilingus in a sentence it is treated like an action
by Banana Barry January 14, 2022