5 definitions by Balls McBallyballson O’Ballz

Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

by Balls McBallyballson O’Ballz February 26, 2023

incogpedo

A sneaky child molester

"Hey, look! That guy's a pedo!
"Wow, he sure is sneaky."
"Yeah, he's going incogpedo."

by Balls McBallyballson O’Ballz October 23, 2023

badacafcar

Apparently a human right by Sleepy Joe Biden. Also, Obamna also believes that.

“Barrack and I think it’s a right! For people to have Badacafcar.”

by Balls McBallyballson O’Ballz September 17, 2023

jizztribution

Obviously the mass production and distribution of jizz.

“Tonight on SMNN, we are witnessing a large agency in the middle of their jizztribution.”

by Balls McBallyballson O’Ballz October 26, 2023

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by Balls McBallyballson O’Ballz September 4, 2023