2 definitions by Balls McLongdick

It's simple. You are getting a girl from behind, and just as you are about to burst, you pull out a banjo and hit her over the head. Turns those southern girls on.
Last night I pulled the Hillbilly Slam on my sister.
by Balls McLongdick September 20, 2007
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The No Pride Heist is where you and a buddy get invited into some fat chicks house (you both should be drunk). Once in the house, one friend should try to get head from the fat chick. While the buddy is gettin head the other steals useless items, such as a loaf of bread or a candle, then he runs into the room where the oral is taking place and snap a picture. The guy gettin head says, "Bye bitch!" Then both of the buddies book it out of the house with the loot.
Dude! We just pulled the No Pride Heist on that whale!
by Balls McLongdick December 3, 2007
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