3 definitions by Ballflapcrap
A bag where you keep your balls and beans and tools and whatever you own. (ex. Coins phone balls pistol knife and etc)
by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019
When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.
Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere
by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019
A common disease widespread throughout Area 51 due to the aliens giving the poop dealers poop and is spread while others touching poop. (common) 500,000 U.S cases per year. This disease is treatable by eating coke and mentos (usually takes 666 days to heal).
He went to the poop dealer and received Shitzteritus from eating Bhocalate bhip bookies when the poop dealer touched them.
by Ballflapcrap September 9, 2019