Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

Rolly

A Rolex, a type of expensive watch.

"I got the Rolly on my arm..." -Snoop Dogg

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 8, 2004

dime brizzle

An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.

Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.

Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.

by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005

anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

goose juice

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

JWRTFM

Response to the inquiry "WWJD?"

"WWJD?" asks "what would Jesus do?" "JWRTFM" replies "Jesus would RTFM (read the fucking manual)."

Q: WWJD?
A: JWRTFM!
Q: WTF?
A: RTFM, noob, you just got pwned by an 133t hax0r.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

pruno

Wine brewed by prison inmates and chilled in a cell commode

I drank a gang of pruno, but I still couldn't get drunk enough to want to get sodomized by my cellmate.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003