Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

autofellatio

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Rolly

A Rolex, a type of expensive watch.

"I got the Rolly on my arm..." -Snoop Dogg

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 8, 2004

take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

Good Wood

The penis.

Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

nome sane?

"Know what I'm saying?" in Ebonics.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.

Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.

by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004

anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003