Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

goose juice

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

JWRTFM

Response to the inquiry "WWJD?"

"WWJD?" asks "what would Jesus do?" "JWRTFM" replies "Jesus would RTFM (read the fucking manual)."

Q: WWJD?
A: JWRTFM!
Q: WTF?
A: RTFM, noob, you just got pwned by an 133t hax0r.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

pruno

Wine brewed by prison inmates and chilled in a cell commode

I drank a gang of pruno, but I still couldn't get drunk enough to want to get sodomized by my cellmate.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

pizza dough

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

McFly

A unit of measurement consisting of the product of meters cubed and kilograms, divided by seconds raised to the fourth power.

(m^3)kg/(s^4)

The McFly is based on multiplying 88 Miles Per Hour by 1.21 gigawatts, as described in Back the the Future.

Driving at 88 miles per hour and receiving 1.21 gigawatts from a bolt of lightning gives you 47,600,000,000 McFlys, or 47,600,000 kiloMcFlys, or 47,600 megaMcFlys, or 47.6 gigaMcFlys.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004