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Guiliani Time

(1) A period of strict rule, marked by dicipline and punishment following a period of lax rule, marked by lax enforcement of laws and standards. The opposite of Dinkins Time.
(2) The point at which an individual is not going to take any more crap.

Rudolph Guiliani, mayor of the City of New York from 1994 to 2001, engineered a decline in crime, which had spiked sharply during the tenure of David Dinkins. His success was largely the product of strict enforcement of minor laws, following the broken window theory of law enforcement. Police were empowered to take control of neighborhoods, and not let minor crimes go unpunished, lest tolerance of small crimes lead to the enabling and tolerance of larger crimes.

The downside to this decline in crime was a police force that was often criticized for being overly aggressive and occasionally brutal. One victim of police brutality during Guliani's rule was Abner Louima, a Haitian immigrant arrested outside a nightclub. While handcuffed, Louima was sodomized with a wooden stick in a bathroom at the 70th precinct in Brooklyn.

Several officers were convicted of various offenses related to the violation of Louima's cornhole, and are currently serving terms of up to thirty years. However, the officers were nearly acquitted when Louima was found to have fabricated part of his story, initially alleging that the officers told him that "it's Guiliani Time, not Dinkins Time," then recanting. The idea to allege that the officers made such a statement was likely planted in Louima's head by black activists of the Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson type who saw this crime as an opportunity to score political points against a mayor who didn't kowtow to the demands of the racial grievance industry.

In the 2000 film "Shaft" (a remake of the 1971 blaxploitation classic), John Shaft (Samuel L. Jackson), a retired NYPD officer, uses the phrase "it's Guiliani time" after beating the crap out of a thug. Since then, it has blossomed into an all-purpose bad-ass remark.
*Smacks girlfriend for staying out too late with her fugly chickenhead friends*
Woman: "You never had a problem with me staying out until whenever with my girlfriends before!"
Me: "Bitch, it's Guiliani Time!"
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004
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Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.
Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004
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autofellatio

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
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mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
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Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.
Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004
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sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.
"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
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take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.
A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
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