Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

autofellatio

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

lewinsky

A blow job

by Baller-Ass Nigga January 24, 2006

nome sane?

"Know what I'm saying?" in Ebonics.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

zambo

Someone who is half-black, half American Indian.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Good Wood

The penis.

Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004