Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

gta

Grand Theft Auto. The crime, not originally the video game series. Popularized by NWA.

Rolls down the window and he starts to say "it's all about making that G.T.A."
-NWA, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Map of Hawaii

A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.

After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

pizza dough

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

pruno

Wine brewed by prison inmates and chilled in a cell commode

I drank a gang of pruno, but I still couldn't get drunk enough to want to get sodomized by my cellmate.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Rolly

A Rolex, a type of expensive watch.

"I got the Rolly on my arm..." -Snoop Dogg

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 8, 2004