Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

dime brizzle

An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.

Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.

Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.

by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

goose juice

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

Will Smith's four favorite words

(1) Yeah
(2) Uh
(3) What
(4) Haha

Sample from any Will Smith rap:

"uh.. uh... yeah yeah yeah yeah... what what... haha haha!"

by Baller-Ass Nigga March 1, 2005

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004

zambo

Someone who is half-black, half American Indian.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003