8 definitions by Bainemo

One Eyed Pirate

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.

A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys

by Bainemo August 16, 2004

Nightmare

The cheapest, lamest character from any game ever made.

I will show you...the greatest Nightmare!

by Bainemo October 5, 2003

Syphilis

Our only hope for weeding out the heathens.

Oops, Bainemo made a naughty!

by Bainemo August 16, 2004

Ur

The city that Moses or something was born in. It's a common misconception that "Ur" is "you're" or "your", but seeing as how "Ur" sounds like some sort of android (Ur 7, for example) those people are morons.

Let's go to Ur and throw the wildest party ever!

by Bainemo October 6, 2003

sped

A faggoty way to say "retarded". Originated when two guys were creaming each other's throats. One of them choked, and vomited cum all over the floor. It looked like the letters "SPED". So, like the dumbasses they were, they made a term almost as stupid as them.

"I am a fucking moron. I use the term sped."

by Bainemo April 14, 2005

4Chan

A Japanophile image board. Japanophiles from all fifty states who share opinions on why Japan is superior to every other place in the universe, post Japanese tentacle rape pics (without getting in trouble from their parents; it's all completely anonymous), and share unfunny inside jokes such as "O RLY?".

Japanophile: hay man hav u sene da l8est naruto
Wapanese: yaeh dude i lovd it
Japanophile: r u kidin me it was da bezt!!!!!!

by Bainemo April 24, 2005

Smret

How smart people say smart!

Im smreter tahn u

by Bainemo October 5, 2003