4 definitions by Bag of Screws
Tom: Yo I'm bored af and have nothing to do this weekend.
Max: Yooooooo we gotta hit that likker and do something ig
Tom: The ignancy has landed
Max: Yooooooo we gotta hit that likker and do something ig
Tom: The ignancy has landed
by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020
Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.
by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019
Craig: Man, I'm beat from playing golf all day but still want to do something with the boys
Max: Come to my Oyster Roast, there's beer and cornhole.
Craig: I'll swing on by with a 40
Max: Come to my Oyster Roast, there's beer and cornhole.
Craig: I'll swing on by with a 40
by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020
Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:
"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"
"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"
by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020