2 definitions by Badass Honeybadger

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 19, 2022

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 19, 2022