3 definitions by Bad JDP

Assfixiated

When someone asphyxiates you with their ass

She sat on my face and nearly assfixiated me. It was one of the best days in the past few months.

by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

Assfixiated

Getting smothered and asphyxiated by someone's ass.

She sat on my face and I nearly assfixiated -- it was one of the best days in the past year!

by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

Olive Octopus

An Olive Octopus is a super-fun and multi-sensory sexual experience that involves both masturbation and penetration for two people of any gender. One person lies down on their back with their legs spread. The other person lies down on their back, on the other person, junk-near-junk, facing the other end of the bed. One person pours olive oil in their cupped hand and both people shake hands so oil is all over their hands. Both people finger-fuck each other's asses while they masturbate themselves. Four arms and four legs makes a regular octopus, but with a lot of olive oil you've yourself an Olive Octopus.

Sorry I couldn't pick up the phone. I was having an Olive Octopus with Steve.

by Bad JDP June 17, 2023