2 definitions by Bad Cactus
A never ending competition that MUST be considered VERY carefully before initiating. It is first initiated when Person 1 smacks something out of Person 2's hand and yells "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge is now initiated. The next time Person 2 sees Person 1 with something in their hands, they MUST smack that item out and yell "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge now belongs to Person 1 again. This repeats for eternity.
Typically, Spundoolie is first initiated during an argument. Person 1 and 2 are arguing, Person 1 has enough, says "Screw this! Spundoolie!" and knocks whatever Person 2 is holding onto the ground.
Theoretically, Spundoolie COULD be stopped in Person 1 and 2 both hold something and simultaneously knock the items onto the ground, creating a truce until Spundoolie is initiated again. Keep in mind, this has never been successfully completed.
Typically, Spundoolie is first initiated during an argument. Person 1 and 2 are arguing, Person 1 has enough, says "Screw this! Spundoolie!" and knocks whatever Person 2 is holding onto the ground.
Theoretically, Spundoolie COULD be stopped in Person 1 and 2 both hold something and simultaneously knock the items onto the ground, creating a truce until Spundoolie is initiated again. Keep in mind, this has never been successfully completed.
*during an argument*
Person 1: "How can you not see that Adam Sandler is superior to Jim Carrey?"
Person 2: " Because Adam Sandler has so many trash movies!"
Person 1: "That's it! *knocks item out of Person 2's hands* SPUNDOOLIE!"
Person 1: "How can you not see that Adam Sandler is superior to Jim Carrey?"
Person 2: " Because Adam Sandler has so many trash movies!"
Person 1: "That's it! *knocks item out of Person 2's hands* SPUNDOOLIE!"
by Bad Cactus January 8, 2018
The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
by Bad Cactus June 17, 2017