4 definitions by Baby giant

Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023

Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift

Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie”

by Baby giant March 3, 2022

Dirty Workie

When someone pretty steals your seltzer or snacks out of the work fridge at work

Victim: I think that pretty son of a bitch from production stole my bubly out of the fridge.

Co-worker: you got hit with a dirty workie

by Baby giant January 26, 2021

Throne Soda

A beer you enjoy on the toilet

Guy 1 “hey man you almost done in there?”
Guy 2 “yeah just finishing off my throne soda”

by Baby giant March 3, 2022