3 definitions by Babiyodah

Urethragina

When a penis has been turned into a vagina

Tod: Martians got the surgery last week, now she's got a urethragina.

by Babiyodah January 15, 2020

Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.

I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023