1 definition by Babbity2003
When you know you need to shet but you refuse to get up. You continue to hold your shit causing to you to have pain and possibly causing you to bleed from your anus.
Subject one: ahhh I really need to shit but I don't wanna get up.
Subject two: Oh no bro you are poopcrastinating. Get up and go take a shit.
Subject two: Oh no bro you are poopcrastinating. Get up and go take a shit.
by Babbity2003 April 9, 2021