19 definitions by BV69BV

Toyam Handshake

The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.

When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.

by BV69BV July 27, 2017

The face one makes while they orgasm.

Ben is so desensitised, that his toyam face is the same facial expression he gets when engrossed in The Walking Dead.

by BV69BV July 28, 2017

Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.

by BV69BV March 30, 2017

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.

Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.

by BV69BV September 6, 2017

Ben has a huge pile of Toyam Tapes which he keeps next to the refrigerator.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017