A small town
that nobody gives a shit about
and it's out in the sticks' where there's barely civilization
and they're favorite sexual partners are their
siblings or cousins.
to pass over M-53 highway just to get to the mall.
They party in run down shacks/barns example of one they call the 'man cave
',the girls are either anorexic with nasty scene hair
and have pink
The dudes are either hick as can be, or straight
stoned stupid. They
like coming down to the city, usually around
Partridge Creek/Lakeside mall to attempt to pick up chicks. Or for the some that actually own computers, they
prefer to try spittin' game online. The girls are very insecure, and obviously no one wants their boyfriends
up defensive over nothing. No one there really cares about the town of Almont
.They are all disgusting
The boys have very small penises when erected
And most of the girls
resemble roadkill.Incest bitches
Boy: 'ay cutie how ya' doin' todaay
Girl:Good, are you from Tennessee with
Boy: Nah sugaplum I'm from Almont.
Girl:Oh okay so you fingerbang your sister
, and your mother cooks raccoon