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A small town in Michigan that nobody gives a shit about and it's out in the sticks' where there's barely civilization and they're favorite sexual partners are their siblings or cousins.
They have to pass over M-53 highway just to get to the mall.
They party in run down shacks/barns example of one they call the 'man cave',the girls are either anorexic with nasty scene hair or fat and have pink hair.
The dudes are either hick as can be, or straight stoned stupid. They like coming down to the city, usually around Partridge Creek/Lakeside mall to attempt to pick up chicks. Or for the some that actually own computers, they prefer to try spittin' game online. The girls are very insecure, and obviously no one wants their boyfriends so they can straight up defensive over nothing. No one there really cares about the town of Almont.They are all disgusting.
The boys have very small penises when erected .
And most of the girls resemble roadkill.

Incest bitches much? haha
Boy: 'ay cutie how ya' doin' todaay
Girl:Good, are you from Tennessee with that accent?
Boy: Nah sugaplum I'm from Almont.
Girl:Oh okay so you fingerbang your sister , and your mother cooks raccoon for thanksgiving.
Boy:Yessssiiiiiiiiirrrrreeeeeeeeeeee
by BUTCHDYKEANDINFAMOUSSTALKER December 14, 2010