2 definitions by BLT199287833

Kan

The last name of a family with 3 elements
-First Child = Idiot
-Second Child = Normal
-Third Child = God

"Did you hear what the first kid of the Jacksons did?"
"Yeah but the second one is alright,"
"Oh, the third one is a GOD!!!"
"Such a Kan fam!"

by BLT199287833 November 6, 2017

Rohan Kapur

A thirteen-year-old child with the biggest dick ever. Usually, a social outcast and has minimal friends. But his dick is 7 1/2 inches long and will obliterate everything around him.

Hey, you know James has a 6-inch dick?

Not a "Rohan Kapur" sized dick, but decent.

by BLT199287833 November 13, 2017