104 definitions by BLAKE

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by BLAKE October 30, 2004

ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by BLAKE November 12, 2002

Sack Beer

The act of pouring beer down a man's chest, letting it run down to his junk, where a girl lies underneath, mouth opened, drinking off his 'nads like a weird fountain.

Dumb jocks chanting: "SACK BEER! SACK BEER! SACK BEER!"

by BLAKE April 10, 2005

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by BLAKE November 12, 2002

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by BLAKE November 13, 2002

fourf

four F method-find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and forget about 'em

Man I'm horny, I just wanna fourf every woman on the planet now.

by BLAKE November 13, 2002

swisha house

Swisha house iz wat made screwed get big. There freestlyes and screwed and chopped songs are herd around the world and where started in the dirty south h-town. Swisha house has many popular rappers like mike jones,paul wall, chamillion,and so on. After every one got big swisha house broke off to servial groups:color chaning click,bosshogg outlawz. There cds my feature lil flip,freestlye kings, wreckin yard, and other freestle groups. halla back ur boy b-boy ~1~

mike jones_who? mike jones i turn i ho down and make her walk home

by BLAKE January 6, 2004