BJmike's definitions

Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.

They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.

by bjmike April 27, 2010

oral sex

The erotic spoken portion of sex, when sex partners express sounds, grunts, words, phrases or questions. The volume can range from whispers to screams. Just about anything that is said during sex can be considered oral sex.

These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.

Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.

Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.

1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.

2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.

3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.

4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.

1. She gave me fantastic oral sex, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.

2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!

by bjmike January 26, 2010

vowels

The vowel-like sounds that a person makes during sex to express their pleasure. Some examples:

ah
oh
uuuu
uh
eeee
eh

As soon as we started fucking, she started the vowels.

by bjmike February 6, 2010

Marcel Marceau

The result of cumming on a woman's face, making her resemble the famous mime. Best performed with an epic first load.

Last night I blasted her with an epic first load and turned her into Marcel Marceau!

by bjmike September 18, 2017

Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is facing away from the receiver.

They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.

by bjmike April 28, 2010

Corn on the cob

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.

She teased me with some Corn on the Cob before she actually sucked my cock

by bjmike January 16, 2010

motorcycle fuck

A sexual position where the man is standing, the woman is lying on the bed with her legs up in the air, he is inside her and is holding her ankles. The woman's legs are then crossed over, so that they form an "X" between the couple. The man then grasps her right foot with his right hand, and her left foot with his left hand. This has the added benefit of tightening her grip on the man's penis. Her legs will now look like handlebars, and her feet, the handlebar grips. At this point it is best to make motorcycle noises and twist the right grip (her right foot) accordingly. Optionally, the woman can make the motorcycle noises.

We did lots of crazy positions, but the best was the motorcycle fuck.

by bjmike January 18, 2010