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Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is facing away from the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 28, 2010
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Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.
I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.
by bjmike November 29, 2012
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Marcel Marceau

The result of cumming on a woman's face, making her resemble the famous mime. Best performed with an epic first load.
Last night I blasted her with an epic first load and turned her into Marcel Marceau!
by bjmike September 18, 2017
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vowels

The vowel-like sounds that a person makes during sex to express their pleasure. Some examples:

ah
oh
uuuu
uh
eeee
eh
As soon as we started fucking, she started the vowels.
by bjmike February 6, 2010
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Pile Driver

A somewhat challenging sexual position which has the receiver lay on their back. usually on a padded floor, with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver squats over the receiver, facing her, and moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.

This is a sexual position that requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most. It is advantageous for its feeling of being totally exposed and "giving it all". Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).
They were ready to kick their sex life up a notch, so they tried things like the Pile Driver
by bjmike April 26, 2010
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envelope

A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.
Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock
by bjmike November 7, 2010
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Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.
Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!
by bjmike January 14, 2010
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