4 definitions by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO

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THE TYPE OF DUDE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS ATLEAST ONE OF, HE BEFRIENDS GIRLS SHOWING NO REAL GAME, SACRIFICING HIS MASCULINITY AND RUNNING AFTER A FEMALE'S EVERY WIM IN SOME ATTEMPT TO WIN SOME EFFECTION. ALWAYS TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED AS HE HAS NOTHING LEFT TO OFFER THEM, MORE LIKE A SLAVE THAN ANYTHING ELSE, CONSTANTLY HAVING HIS HEART RIPPED OUT UNTIL ONE DAY THE USUAL FRIEND CARD POPS OUT THE POCKET OF SAID BITCHES, LEAVING THE POOR LITTLE CHAP CKOKING FOR HIS HOLE, BEATING THE BISHOP TO THE THOUGHT OF ONE DAY FINDING LOVE.
A: "POOR WE ROB, ALWAY GETS TAKING FOR A CUNT BY THE GIRLS MAN!"


B: "AYE MATE, ITS A SHAME BUT ITS HIS OWN FAULT HES DEFO BITCH BAIT!"
by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO August 09, 2008
AN ELDERLY OR TOOTHLESS PERSON WHO IS SKILLED IN THE ART OF THE BAWHUM
" HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"
by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO August 09, 2008
A:THE PERFECTLY SPHERICLE BALL OF SALIVA ON THE CHIN OF A BEARDED MAN. ALTHOUGH WHY ONE WOULD WANT A BEARD I KNOW NOT

OR

B: A DOLLOP OF JESUS-JUICE ON THE CHIN OF A FAT HOMUNGERING SLAPPER AFTER THE ACT OF FELLATIO FOR THE BOYS
A: OH DEAR JOHN, WIPE YOUR CHIN, YOU HAVE A LARGE DOLLOP OF CHINCHISM ON YER BEARD!


B: THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT NIGHT, BIG SHAZZA HAD THAT CHINCHISM AFTER THE LINE UP! MY,WHAT SOME GIRLS WILL DO FOR A POTNOODLE AND A PACKET OF BOMBAY MIX.
by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO August 09, 2008
THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD
A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"
by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO August 09, 2008

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