27 definitions by BETTY CROCKER

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.

Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

a small skanky nip that has one vaginal lip larger then the other

by BETTY CROCKER October 13, 2003

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006