PTP - Post Travel Paraylis
The illness one endures after arriving home from an extended period of overseas travel. The victim can't be bothered getting out of bed or off the couch as he/she hates that it is all over and they are back to real life. The victim is now broke and living with his/her parents. The victim also can't be bothered getting a new job or starting study again as all he/she wants is to be back overseas and away from their crappy home town.
Can also be described as PTD - Post Travel Depression.