2 definitions by BAMF755

Stratagasm

A way to relieve yourself that's so unthinkable that you have to think it out.

With no privacy, and only a few moments of opportunity, Stephen had to put serious effort into his stratagasm

by BAMF755 February 20, 2018

Jondom

A superior, cutting-edge improvement upon the modern condom that is made out of denim and modeled after jeans. It is known for its perfectly proportioned zipper and beltloops that run the length of its shaft. Highly segmented and customizable, it is the perfect tool to turn any night from a boring latex kind if night, into an unforgettable experience of denim.

"Hey bro, I wasn't sure about those jondom things at first, but man they just get better and better after every wash."
"Your mini-fly is down."

by BAMF755 August 30, 2021