1 definition by B0omsling
Legendary one man zombie killing army. Sightings of him are uncommon as his looks can kill. To go 'Chicago Ted' means to become a unstoppable death dealer to the undead.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
There was like one hundred and eleventy zombies running at me and I just went all 'Chicago Ted' and killed them all
by B0omsling November 19, 2008