4 definitions by B.O.S.Kuro-chan
A term used to describe a position of sexual intercourse.
An assfuck is achieved when a male inserts his penis into someone's ass, or anus. This usually causes bleeding in the person receiving the assfuck, but immense pleasure and some penis shrinkage in the person giving the assfuck.
An assfuck is achieved when a male inserts his penis into someone's ass, or anus. This usually causes bleeding in the person receiving the assfuck, but immense pleasure and some penis shrinkage in the person giving the assfuck.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 27, 2007
A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.
Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!
Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.
Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.
Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 24, 2007
In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 24, 2007
Teenage Girl: I want to say I've smoked weed before, but I don't really want to smoke weed.
Other Teenage Girl (inserting a joint in the girl's pussy): Here, try a cunt blunt.
Other Teenage Girl (inserting a joint in the girl's pussy): Here, try a cunt blunt.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 24, 2007