A brand of frozen pizza sold in numerous varieties. The makers claim it to be—although it clearly is not—as good as delivered, pizzeria pizza. This causes many people to overreact and become angry at the blasphemous attempts to achieve that level of taste. When a rational perspective is achieved, one can realize: It’s a fuckin’ good frozen pizza to eat when I’m baked as a potato.
“It’s not delivery; it’s DiGiorno's.” Shut it up, you. Make me a pizza.