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v. The strange occasional sensation one gets when trying to hold in a pee pee, for as long as possible. The conundrum occurs when at that same time , you also develop the urge to drop a deuce , and there is a conflict of interest ... should I sit or stand? Usually you opt to piss first, as it’s been held in longer, so you stand there and piss and produce dangerous farts at the same time. Worst case scenario, you have to wipe the seat , wash your underwear with Clorox and mop the floor with Mistolin.
Ms. Pomponio had a terrible incident after Taco Bell with Gaptitude Bob. She had to explode and she ravaged the toilet seat and surrounding area with a series of loose stools and urination aka #POOPISS.
by B&J4ever Productions , LLC May 24, 2022
n. The cross between using both print and script handwriting together in penmanship, instead of following one format . This usually occurs as a result of just forgetting the proper way of writing the letters , as was learned in the 2nd grade . It could be compared to the word “splanglish” , where one is either unknowledgeable of , or just to lazy to bother looking up the proper terminology on their smart translation applications . AKA a “ Portmanteau “, if you are able to pronounce it and not an imbecile.
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Elsie’s Mom was so nervous about writing script (cursive) in Mrs. Finn’s penmanship class , that she started combining print lettering with the script. However , Mrs. Finn reprimanded her for her bad behavior patterns and told her that we do not use prict in this classroom. You can practice with the prict at home , but not in a Catholic elementary school setting.
by B&J4ever Productions , LLC May 20, 2022