3 definitions by B Love

fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

googlefu

A disciplined mastery of Google search techniques. A googlefu master possesses many secret and awe-inspiring moves allowing him ultimate access to the most obscure data. Sometimes abbreviated as goo-fu.

My friend couldn't find jack shit online, but I applied the 'ol googlefu and showed him that those naked pictures of his girlfriend were still on the net.

by B Love August 6, 2005

dorf

Hard-of-smelling or smell disabled; The state of possessing a honker of greatly reduced sensory capacity.

Everyone knows about the deaf, the mute, and the blind, but society has turned a pinched nose to the dorf.

by B Love August 6, 2007