1 definition by AzZrApIsT

A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)

*FPS - Fists per second
Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.

Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011
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