2 definitions by AwkwardCookie

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(adj): the condition of only liking one penis
Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.
by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

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sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
by AwkwardCookie April 05, 2015

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