1 definition by Aviiiiiiiii95
A place frequented by members of the Sciuridae family, most notably squirrels. Some members of the aforementioned family aspire to work at what is commonly referred to as a salon, where they beautify the hair of humankind, and perform other salon related services. However, since they are members of the Sciuridae family and have friends who pester them, a salon to them is actually a saloon.
Squirrel: I need to get my hair done, and I need good eye extension thingys.
Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off
*mic drop*
Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off
*mic drop*
by Aviiiiiiiii95 April 24, 2018