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White Knight is a noun, synonymous with cuck and beta male.
White Knights are a common breed of basement dwellers that desperately attempt to woo and appease any girl they encounter, typically to signal virtue and resemble a knight in shining armor. These people are generally lonesome and sexually depraved, so much so that they're willing to contort their personality and say things that they internally cringe at. They will not contradict one thing a girl says, and endlessly agree with her like a shallow yesman. If a lot of attention is
** Not every male who compliments a girl is a white knight, although unwarranted compliments are a major symptom of white knightery. **
White Knights are a common breed of basement dwellers that desperately attempt to woo and appease any girl they encounter, typically to signal virtue and resemble a knight in shining armor. These people are generally lonesome and sexually depraved, so much so that they're willing to contort their personality and say things that they internally cringe at. They will not contradict one thing a girl says, and endlessly agree with her like a shallow yesman. If a lot of attention is
** Not every male who compliments a girl is a white knight, although unwarranted compliments are a major symptom of white knightery. **
Amanda: I'm so upset Jeremiah cheated on me...
Paul: Oh, Jeremiah? Yeah, he's a total asshole. I know you'll find someone better soon though.
Derek: - Whispering to Paul - Paul, quit your white knighting, we both know you're trying to get laid.
Paul: No, you don't understand. I'm concerned for Amanda.
Derek: Riiiight, why would you suddenly give a damn about Amanda now? You two don't even hang out, and have you even MET Jeremiah?
Paul: - Is lying - Yes, I did meet Jeremiah. He's a shrimpy dude who acts like a tough guy, you can tell with one glance that he's a wifebeater.
Derek: Jeremiah's fuckin' 6'4 dude... what the hell you mean "He's a shrimpy dude"?
- Paul is rendered speechless and exposed for the white knight he is. -
Paul: Oh, Jeremiah? Yeah, he's a total asshole. I know you'll find someone better soon though.
Derek: - Whispering to Paul - Paul, quit your white knighting, we both know you're trying to get laid.
Paul: No, you don't understand. I'm concerned for Amanda.
Derek: Riiiight, why would you suddenly give a damn about Amanda now? You two don't even hang out, and have you even MET Jeremiah?
Paul: - Is lying - Yes, I did meet Jeremiah. He's a shrimpy dude who acts like a tough guy, you can tell with one glance that he's a wifebeater.
Derek: Jeremiah's fuckin' 6'4 dude... what the hell you mean "He's a shrimpy dude"?
- Paul is rendered speechless and exposed for the white knight he is. -
by AvexusDev July 3, 2017