firearm oviparity

The most American thing an animal can do, lay a gun.

Jack: Hey!
Bob: I heard Calum's chicken has firearm oviparity!
Jack: bruh

by AverageRedditor December 21, 2020

294$

5-8# 8# 5&3 43#7)5 9% -9)$8!& $92! 3:346 (36 9! 6974 0-9!3 (36;9@4$

This is the result of holding down every key on your phone keyboard

person 1: -3))9 -92 @43 697
person 2: I'm good, please don't hold down every key
person 1: 294$

by AverageRedditor April 30, 2022

waltuh

Walter white.

Waltuh
Put your dick away
I'm not having sex with your right now waltuh

by AverageRedditor July 30, 2022