26 definitions by Autismo_Manifesto
Anyone who thinks teens are sexy are haglovers, and anyone saying they aren't cause they're "children" are lying to themselves. Contrary to popular belief, teens are hags. Mentally, sure, you could argue many of them are immature, but that doesn't take away the fact that they have adult bodies.
Argumente: Can you believe these people? They think it's perfectly fine to be attracted to a 15 year old child!
Ratio: "15 year old child" is such an oxymoron. You're yet another one of those tards who can't correctly define something.
Argumente: B-But... muh brain development!!!
Ratio: Brain development is irrelevant once you find out teens can have jobs and babysit, something actual children can't do. Just take the L, if an adult is attracted to female teens (aka young adults) they are in fact haglovers.
Ratio: "15 year old child" is such an oxymoron. You're yet another one of those tards who can't correctly define something.
Argumente: B-But... muh brain development!!!
Ratio: Brain development is irrelevant once you find out teens can have jobs and babysit, something actual children can't do. Just take the L, if an adult is attracted to female teens (aka young adults) they are in fact haglovers.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
A retelling of the previous definition of cute hag, since it was vague at best.
Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Unsound: This is the most ridiculous definition i've seen on this site, maybe even period. Why can't they just be called cute instead of it being overly convoluted?
Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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by Autismo_Manifesto March 19, 2023
by Autismo_Manifesto January 17, 2023
What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 12, 2023
The male version of cute hag.
A pubescent male whom possesses child-like features (not to be confused with femboys or crossdressers, sissies aren't allowed here). Not as strict as cute hags, because masculinity is a beautiful thing, cute grandpas are only a nice addition to it.
So, what does it take to qualify as a cute grandpa? Here's the list:
🎀Face🎀 ~ Just like cute hags, this is essential. Having a neotenous face is everything.
🎀Hair🎀 ~ Anything that isn't bald, has dreads, an afro and karen hairstyle. As for facial hair and body hair, shave it if you don't have a bara build.
🎀Race🎀 ~ Mostly any race can meet the cute grandpa threshold, asains usually stomp on all of them though.
🎀Body type🎀 ~ Ideally anything that isn't obease. Fit will be favored over the rest. Bara builds can sometimes outdo average fit grandpas, Kevin Kaslana (from hi3rd) for example is the perfect combination of both.
🎀Voice🎀 ~ Voices are the most flexible part, any voice will do as long as it isn't feminine.
🎀Personality🎀 ~ Of course, you can't forget about this. Generally speaking, timid, kind-hearted, introverted and melancholic are the most desired personality traits. Bad ones such as sassy, extroverted, arrogant, mean-spirited and aggressive are desposable. However, there are some exceptions with the bad ones, but it is usually the former that wins.
🎉If you check all the marks on this list then congratulations, you've obtained cute grandpa status!🎉
A pubescent male whom possesses child-like features (not to be confused with femboys or crossdressers, sissies aren't allowed here). Not as strict as cute hags, because masculinity is a beautiful thing, cute grandpas are only a nice addition to it.
So, what does it take to qualify as a cute grandpa? Here's the list:
🎀Face🎀 ~ Just like cute hags, this is essential. Having a neotenous face is everything.
🎀Hair🎀 ~ Anything that isn't bald, has dreads, an afro and karen hairstyle. As for facial hair and body hair, shave it if you don't have a bara build.
🎀Race🎀 ~ Mostly any race can meet the cute grandpa threshold, asains usually stomp on all of them though.
🎀Body type🎀 ~ Ideally anything that isn't obease. Fit will be favored over the rest. Bara builds can sometimes outdo average fit grandpas, Kevin Kaslana (from hi3rd) for example is the perfect combination of both.
🎀Voice🎀 ~ Voices are the most flexible part, any voice will do as long as it isn't feminine.
🎀Personality🎀 ~ Of course, you can't forget about this. Generally speaking, timid, kind-hearted, introverted and melancholic are the most desired personality traits. Bad ones such as sassy, extroverted, arrogant, mean-spirited and aggressive are desposable. However, there are some exceptions with the bad ones, but it is usually the former that wins.
🎉If you check all the marks on this list then congratulations, you've obtained cute grandpa status!🎉
Einstien: I'm sorry, but you completely lost me when you said "masculinity is a beautiful thing" lol. You were being far too harsh on women, and this definition is even more bias than the last one. Also, the fact that you wrote this like you're on Tinder and not on Urban Dictionary has me in tears!
moebarabitch: It's true though, it really is beautiful! Men are objectively better, cute grandpas only double down on that statement. Men (especially bara men) were made for sex, and hags were made to be in the kitchen. "More bias than the last one" Tell me what definition isn't biased on this site, lmfao.
Einstein: You have the worst takes ever. So not only are you a barafag, you're also sexist? Why am I suprised, considering every definition you made? If women weren't made for sex, why do they have vaginas? You know, a sexual organ made for reproduction?
moebarabitch: Good counter-argument, however, did you even bother to take a second at deconstructing my name? Since your reading comprehension is lacking, allow me to do it for you: moe = cute, which I value a lot, (hence the definitions I made) bara = masculine burly men, which I also value a lot, bitch = i'm a bitch (self-explanatiory). I don't hate hags, I just believe in order for hags to unlock their full feminine potential, they must strive to become cute hags. It's a cakewalk for men because as i've already said, and will continue to say until the day I die: masculinity is a beautiful thing.
moebarabitch: It's true though, it really is beautiful! Men are objectively better, cute grandpas only double down on that statement. Men (especially bara men) were made for sex, and hags were made to be in the kitchen. "More bias than the last one" Tell me what definition isn't biased on this site, lmfao.
Einstein: You have the worst takes ever. So not only are you a barafag, you're also sexist? Why am I suprised, considering every definition you made? If women weren't made for sex, why do they have vaginas? You know, a sexual organ made for reproduction?
moebarabitch: Good counter-argument, however, did you even bother to take a second at deconstructing my name? Since your reading comprehension is lacking, allow me to do it for you: moe = cute, which I value a lot, (hence the definitions I made) bara = masculine burly men, which I also value a lot, bitch = i'm a bitch (self-explanatiory). I don't hate hags, I just believe in order for hags to unlock their full feminine potential, they must strive to become cute hags. It's a cakewalk for men because as i've already said, and will continue to say until the day I die: masculinity is a beautiful thing.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Mobile crossplatform chinese anime MMORPG, developed by Hotta Studio, published by Perfect World, Level Infinite and Tencent.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
Mihoyo stan: Tower of Fantasy? Isn't that the game that died within a month? And didn't they steal assets from Genshin, Honkai and copied that one japanese animation short, in which the creator found out after they were informed, which lead them to make a tweet about it, saying they're ashamed at what they've done?
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Fax: HSR is such a dogshit game.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 25, 2023