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Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.
Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.
by Autism Penis December 12, 2019
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A wholesome person who will always be there for you. She is very funny and meaningful. She would help you throughout any circumstance and wouldn't care less about. She is the type of person that says they doesn't have meaning, but that only show that they have more potential than they think and they just haven't seen the light yet. Even though you have never seen her, her words will create a perfect image in your head. She is goddess and can turn your sadness into sweetness.
Ayva is the best person I've ever met.
by Autism Penis April 30, 2019
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